Laziness

My friends and i was lepaking in the mamak restaurant near our place, suddenly one of them ask us to define laziness so here are the answers:

Guy 1: a man that is so damn lazy that he married a pregnant women.

everyone was thinking that is the best answer, but the best answer for this is:-

A man that is so damn lazy that when he get an erection hold his thingy and wait for an earth quake to happen.

Hehe...